I had to run into the vitamin store today. My vitamins store is inside the mall so I have to bring all the kids with me. I knew what I needed but there was someone else in front of me so I just wondered around waiting my turn.
Meanwhile Melanie is grabbing bottle after bottle. She grabbed one. Dropped it. It broke. Glass bottle. It is a tiny store so everyone heard and knew it was me, that crazy lady who just fed her kids donuts and brought their wiggly bodies into a tiny vitamin store with glass bottles!!
Since when did they start packaging vitamins in glass bottles?!
So the guy comes and takes the broken bottle and I go to the counter to checkout. He is scanning my other items and I ask him if he needs me to pay for the broken bottle or heck, maybe it is a vitamin I need.
He says, "Well unless your husband is having troubles in the bedroom..."
Ah. Um. Oh. No. Nope. He's good.
He says, "Don't worry about it."
My goodness. My children get me into some weird situations!
The kids and I are reading a book right now and it was talking about that in every family there is a "naughty one" and a "good one". So Max says, "who's the naughty one in our family?" To which both Max and Mallory say, "MELANIE!"










