I had a cousin getting married in June in St. Louis. My Mom was going by herself… I was still living in a camper in the rain… so I told her – wouldn’t it be so much fun if the kids and I came with you to keep you company?! She foolish thought it would be a blast!! So we went!
I don’t have a lot of pictures – but I was trying to get pictures of the kids and I all dressed up on my phone. Not sure why I didn’t dig out my big camera… but I didn’t. Traveling with 2 kids and 1 parent is… um… exhausting!! Don’t get me wrong – Grandma was right there to step in when needed and I had Ellyn too – but you know how kids are they only want Mom!!
So here is my attempts at pictures…


Can you see Ellyn laughing in the background in the picture above? And then Mallory broke that necklace she is wearing… it was a necklace from my Grandma! Little stinker!
My Mom steps in to get a good picture.

Well maybe just a picture… not a good one where everyone is looking.

We leave for the wedding. I bring a few snacks because it is a late wedding in the middle of my kids routinely eating supper. Max brings a Monster Truck to play with. We decide to park where the meal will be and take the wedding bus to the church. We sit in the bus and wait for it to fill up. Max starts driving his truck around the back of the seats. Now this is a like a limo bus, so not very big and not bus like at all. Well, Max drops the Monster Truck behind the seats and I can not get it!!!
The other passengers on the bus are laughing! Me not so much! This kid has been carrying around this Monster Truck since we left Wisconsin! It is a prize possession to him right now! So the passengers tell Max to go ask the driver if he would help him. Sure enough… my not-shy-at-all Max walks up to the front and asks the tuxedo-wearing bus driver if he could get his Monster Truck. Driver looks at two-year old Max and says “Is it valuable?” Max says “Yup”. As if Max understands the word valuable.
Tuxedo-wearing driver comes back and gets the truck with a broom and hands it back to Max and says “I suggest you don’t do that again.” and walks back to his driver seat. Now… everyone is laughing!!! But I am thinking… wow this driver is not so kid friendly!
We get to the church and of course to the front we go because we are family. The wedding goes – full catholic wedding. During a kneeling prayer – Max spills his goldfish crackers all over the pew in front of us!!!! Seriously!!!!!! So I’m catching fish and putting them back in his cup. The people who have a pew full of fish – don’t even look around and check what is going on.
Then… it is time for communion and people are getting out of our pew and those dang fish spill again!!!
I could not wait to get out of that church!! This kid has not been schooled enough on how to act in a church – he goes to the nursery and plays at our church! : )

Max is kind of like Chandler on the show Friends… he locks up when he has to get his picture taken and comes out with the craziest looks/expressions on his face.

And that was the wedding. My kids were really super shy during the dance and they sat on my lap the whole time. And then my little Mallory missed her Daddy so much she had a break down in the coat closet!! We went in there to call Jesse (it was the only quiet spot) and she cried and cried and cried when she heard his voice. She couldn’t even talk. She may or may not get that from me!