The countdown is on!!!! 90 +/- days!!!

Can I just tell you how excited I am to get this baby girl in my arms and snuggle!! Oh man! I stalk follow two gals on instagram that just had babies. And oh my! I even sent a text to my mom and sister [because they also stalk follow these same ladies] and told them – I may not share my baby! Um… they told me to get over it before the baby is born because I was sharing! They want their baby snuggles too! Then we wanted to know if it would be weird to go snuggle these new babies that we stalk follow…
So I’m excited to hold this baby girl yet I’m in the stage of how-is-this-baby-getting-out-again?! I know this is my third time around. However, it still scares me! I think about it a lot actually! Mallory has asked a few times how the baby comes out and I just stare at her with totally shock and fear in my eyes and say “I don’t know Mally.” My cousin’s wife posted an article on facebook about 25 things no one told her about recovery from giving birth. Oh wow! I laughed. I cried. I cried. I laughed. I wondered – do I really want 4 kids… or will 3 be good?!

So I reached the stage where my shirts just hang off my belly like a cliff. Not a fan. Don’t know how to stop it. The stage of getting too big my clothes no longer fit.
Heartburn. Lets stop and talk about this lovely little thing. I get it when pregnant. Bad. But not only is it me… others get it too! I’ve mentioned before that my Dad gets heartburn when someone in our family is pregnant. His heartburn typically just lasts for the first few months. Jesse! Jesse gets heartburn when I’m pregnant! It is the strangest thing! He has gotten it with other two pregnancies too! This one is no exception.

These pictures are so lying to you guys! I thought pictures were suppose to add 10 pounds… or maybe that was television… but I tell you what - I’m way bigger then what these pictures are showing!! For example when people see me now they say “when are you due again?” And I say, “oh honey! I have three months left! I’m not due until July!” The smile falls from their face and they go “oh.” and it is end of discussion.
I’m waddling! My back hurts! Constantly! I can’t see my feet! I can’t shave my legs! I need new polish on my toes… but I stubbed my foot and I’m pretty sure I broke my toe… so I can’t go get a pedi because I’m afraid they will touch my broken toe and I’ll scream and cry and then they will talk in their little language and make fun of the pregnant crying white girl. So um… I sit with polish on my toes that is from November. Yes. November. Yes. I should of repainted them way before this belly grew this size… but I’m lazy.
Speaking of lazy. When does the nesting stage hit? Because I need it! I have a lot of things I would like to get ready before baby arrives and I have none, zero, zilch motivation to do any of it. I need to convert the two-kids room into a three-kids room. I need to find all the baby clothing. I need to start getting baby supplies together. Nothing is ready for a baby to enter this home. Maybe next month…
My coffee pot broke. I know this has nothing to do with pregnancy. But it kind of does. I can’t sleep at night. I sleep for a few moments and then wake up finding myself on my back… attempt to get my beached whale of body to roll over and off my back… battle heartburn… fall back asleep… wake up a few moments later on my back… and the cycle continues all night long… ending with a leg cramp! So I need coffee to get my butt moving in the morning. Do you know what really makes a pregnant hormonal girl mad… attempting to make the coffee pot work every morning!! It doesn’t work! I hit that brew button for thirty minutes! I’m determined… or desperate… I like to think determined. It doesn’t even spit a drop of coffee out at me. Today Max told on me! He told Jesse “Momma hit the coffee pot!” Yes! Yes I did! And you know what?! It still didn’t give me coffee!
I’m pretty sure we have another long legged Frey! This baby girl attempts to stretch a lot. All up in my ribs on the right side and way down at the bottom of my belly. She is always on my right side up in my ribs.
Max was trying to use my belly as a pillow today and he kept wiggling trying to find just the perfect spot. Then all of sudden BAM baby girl gave him a great big kick! He sat up and found a new position!

Max has always been my snuggler. He always wants me to carry him. He wants to be on my lap. But I have noticed that this has really made him grow up a bit. He now walks. He doesn’t need as many snuggles from me. When he does ask me to carry him… he gets up on my belly and pats my belly and says “hi baby” followed by some sort of boy comment like “I’m gonna poop on your head.”
Names? Nope. Still no name. Mallory is still thinking we should go with Flower. Max has changed his name and now wants to name her Sugarland. One day he thought maybe Penelope. If you have ever heard my Max talk you would be amazed that he could say that name.
Aaaand that’s a wrap on 27 weeks of pregnancy!!