This is kind of an embarrassing story… but then again it is so funny I think I need to remember it forever… so here goes nothing…
It is naptime. I’m in the bathroom taking Max potty before I lay him down. I’m putting his pants back on and he lifts up his shirt and says “I don’t have that rectangle on my belly.”
Me: Rectangle? What Rectangle?
Max: You know that little rectangle thing. I don’t have one.
Me: Yes you do. You have a belly button. See. It is right here. It is a circle.
Max: No. Not that.
*I’m leaned over now putting his pants on. Now I have a scoop neck shirt on today. Not like hoochy-momma scoop neck shirt. A very appropriate scoop neck shirt. Promise!
Max: (sticks his hand down the top of my shirt…between… well you can all imagine) See that little crack there. That rectangle. I don’t have that.
Me: Maxwell David!!! Are you kidding me right now!!!
Die laughing and put him to bed immediately because I just don’t know what to say or what to do!
1 comment:
That boy and Grandpa John are going to get along just fine in Vegas.
Post a Comment